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​I care. I really relate to what you have been experiencing with the house falling apart, and things not getting fixed due to general shame of the state of the house and not knowing where to begin fixing things or who to contact (you don't want to come across rogue tradesmen). Not even having adequate heating and hot water. And clutter. Everywhere. It's horrible to live in such circumstances, I know. It's hard as well when you see everyone else living a 'normal' life and yet being unable to talk about your situation."
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Automated Mental Health Hotline (joke)

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  • Automated Mental Health Hotline (joke)

    Machine at Mental Hospital





    "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."
    * If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1
    repeatedly.

    * If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to
    press 2 for you.

    * If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5,
    and 6.

    * If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what
    you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

    * If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will
    be transferred to the mother ship.

    * If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
    small voice will tell you which number to press.

    * If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter
    which number you press; no one will answer.

    * If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name,
    address, telephone number, date of birth, social
    security number, and your mother's maiden name.

    * If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a
    message after the beep or before the beep or after the
    beep. Please wait
    for the beep.

    * If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    * If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    * If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    * If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    * If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All
    of
    our operators are too busy to talk to you.

    * If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan,
    lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

    * If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons;
    you'll just mess it up.

  • #2
    even though you are a brainwashed young american pissinthepot... you do make me laugh. i do like you, despite the crap you come out with in the polotics forum, or is it because of the crap? your not gonna take shit laying down.... that i do like.

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    woman goes to the antique road show and slaps a used tampon on the table. "tell me which period that came from you clever cunt!"

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    • #3
      LOL,
      sorry to be pedantic though, but arent manic depression and bi-polar disorder the same thing????

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      • #4
        Hehehe, very good :D

        *Although, I have seen it before*
        Eat well, stay fit - Die anyway

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        • #5
          Originally posted by rainbow brite
          LOL,
          sorry to be pedantic though, but arent manic depression and bi-polar disorder the same thing????
          Ya! That's what I thought too! Learn something new every day I 'spose!

          Still a good joke though!
          "The heart has its own reasons, which the mind cannot understand."-osho.com
          PositivePain hosts BASHFUL PARTIES

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          • #6
            I knew you liked me MR.

            And they could be the same thing seeings as I don't know what either is.

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            • #7
              Still chuckling at that one... very good! Any more where they came from??

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              • #8
                I love that joke and the tampon one! LMFAO!:D
                *~Don't you just hate it when that happens?~*

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                • #9
                  Re: Automated Mental Health Hotline (joke)

                  Originally posted by pnjsurferpoet
                  * If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons;
                  you'll just mess it up.
                  that's the best bit!
                  I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

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